Today, House Republicans released the following statement in regards to House Bill 1058, which creates new rules for the dissolution of marriages. HB 1058 will get its first hearing today in the House Judiciary Committee and is sponsored by state Rep. Beth McCann, a Democrat from Denver—
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Democrats have new alimony rules for you.
They’re changing the rules, telling courts what to do.
Democrats don’t trust courts as much as they ought to.
They want more legislation
To decide what’s best for broken relations,
Even though courts already have their own recommendations.
Paying more money to their ex-hubby or wife,
For the rest of their days based on married life
The new rules are long,
The new rules are strong,
Forcing courts and divorcées to follow along.
How romantic Democrats have made this day,
Adding special precautions should love fade away.
Happy Valentine’s Day!