About Bacon Sunscreen
Science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer. Bacon Sunscreen is enriched with SPF 30 and rich, porky moisturizers. It’s designed to keep even the most delicate skin protected from harmful UV rays and smelling like something delicious is cooking for several hours. Please note that while pigs are not natural prey for sharks, we can’t guarantee that they won’t be ravenously hungry after smelling you.
Bacon Sunscreen is available at www.BaconSunscreen.com for $9.99 per bottle.
About Bacon Condoms
Bacon Condoms Make Your Meat Look Like Meat. Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon. And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D’s baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant.
Bacon Condoms are available at www.BaconCondom.com for $9.99 per 3-pack box.
About J&D’s Foods
Headquartered in Seattle, Washington, J&D’s Foods manufactures Bacon Salt®, Malt Salt™, Ketchup Salt™, Bacon Rub™, Baconnaise®, Cajunnaise™, BaconPOP®, Sriracha Popcorn™, Bacon Ranch™, Bacon Gravy™, Bacon Croutons™, Blue Cheese Croutons™, Tomato Basil Croutons™, baconlube™, Bacon Lip Balm™, Sriracha Lip Balm™, Bacon Soda™, Bacon Coffins™, Bacon Baby™, BaconAir™, Mmmvelopes™
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